Helpful words for those playing the British Open
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
-Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high.
Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
[Golf] is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.