So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night!
UK economy brought to grinding halt by euro crisis, the main headline in today's Telegraph is matched by MPs to defy Cameron by calling a vote on splitting from the EU.
Of course Britain must say,
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good night, I hate to go and leave this pretty sight. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu, adieu, to you and you and EU!
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen, I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne.
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye, I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye, goodbye!
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie. I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly!
Well, you get the picture. If you know anyone puzzled about flying from the EU, they might look here.
But I think most of us know why we should fly. We know how much the EU costs you, and we won't be fooled by the big bankers and politicians who want us to pay for their brilliant expense account futures or the bureaucrats who want us under their thumbs.
No thanks, so long, cheerio, goodbye!
With thanks to the Sound of Music.